Leave me alone.

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Things I moan about: iPhones, Chelsea, Clubbing, Fifa 12, Glasgow’s music scene and no doubt at some point, Busby.

• Gay assignments like the one I should be doing right now
• Pencils
• People that are too devoted to Uni work - “Oh I would come out but I have to do Tutorial 1 three times, I got it all right the first time but I need to do it another few times to be sure”
• Long fingernails
• Hayfever
• Russell Lawson’s facebook
• Peanuts
• Mayonaise
• Being unsure if you’ve spelt something correctly
• Chart music
• The bizarre difficulty curve on Fifa 12, Professional - too easy, World Class - IMPOSSIBRU
• Generic music
• People that wank over generic music and hence make it popular
• Hype
• The guy on my uni course who smells horrible, dresses like a tramp and mumbles to himself all the time
• Opening the crisp cupboard to find nothing but “Ready Salted”
• “mail me a number” Y SO SELF CONSCIOUS
• Headphones that break every 3 months
• 90% of the women I’ve met in my lifetime are fucking retarded beyond belief - how am I ever going to find the one?!?!?!?!
• Rangers FC’s perilious seemingly never ending Administration issue
• Retarded speculative opinions from other football fans in light of above point
• Seagulls
• Synth
• Auto-tune
• Bees/wasps
• Schoolchildren
• My electric razor and its 1 minute battery life
• My Blackberry, seriously just giove us a Nokia 3310 instead
• Music gear costing so much ££££££
• The iPod dock on my Dad’s car being retarded, you have to unplug the whole thing if you want to choose a song
• Uni lecturers who can barely speak English
• Clubbing and all clubs in glasgow
• My job as a B&Q checkout boy
• The fact I have to restart my computer like 5 times before it comes on without crashing
• Arsenals ability to hit form after being knocked out of every competition
• Certain aspects about Hardcore music and its scene  (eg “yo we gonna get sick hangs at our next show stay tight brah” <- I wretched slightly reading that back to myself)
• Additional example to above: badmouth hardcore in Glasgow = extreme hate from super serious hardcore fans, badmouth any other genre = no shits given…
• Same as above but for metal “ALL THESE NEW METAL BANDS ARENT AS COOL AS SAXON MAN”
• Extreme avant garde music - randomly shredding random notes on a 15 string guitar you made out of your neighbors fence just sounds shit mate!
• Beer - very rarely enjoyable but I still feel the need to drink it
• The amount of effort I have to go through to make my hair look almost acceptable
• Tshirts with hardly any sleeves on them
• PR’s on facebook who make their DP’s “JUICY TUESDAY AT SAVOY” or some shite
• Comedians who make shit observational humour
• Probably you, somehow

Probably more to come in future, send any hate to my ask box, do I even have an ask box? I don’t know.

xoxoxoxox

So many meaningless pictures.

Trying to balance out doing a drinking related activity and then a non drinking related one (Xscape mothafuckaa) because clubs are generally shite.

Trying to choose people who would actually be interested in the last one is rather difficult, having lots of groups of friends/aquaintances that don’t know each other doesn’t help either. TOO MUCH THINKING.